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G20 Ends Abruptly…

Obama Calls Putin a Jackass

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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”

Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

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Alexander Zemlianichenko/AP

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2 Responses to Missing Village IDIOT EXPOSED? Black impersonator humiliates black community; Congress?

  1. Pingback: Reblogged: Obama calls Puttin Jackass | The Conservative Moss Point

  2. Sundance Kid says:

    This is the best damned response I have ever heard from OBAMA. Not that it was directed toward Putin, but the fact that he lost his persona of the Constitutional Scholar Lawyer. He just showed his ‘reggin’ side. He is just a two bit actor sliped in by a high stakes poker team to prove that the Americans are stupid. Many of us knew that he was a fake before he was ever nominated. Too bad – not enough smart people in America in 2007/8 to block the idiots of America.

    Now the ID10T status is out in the world playing field.

    Now Mr. Putin, Sir, would you provide the evidence you have about REBELS gassing their own and committing other atrocities so we can finalize the frying of OBAMA brain. While doing so, please obtain the incriminating documents from Egyptian Courts and Army so we can sundown the Benghazi issue and get closure also. We are sure you know the truth. This damned Government is blocking the Truth over here.

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